Patton Oswalt Quotes

All the truly great stand-ups say, “I go onstage, and I work Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

All the truly great stand-ups say, “I go onstage, and I work

— Patton Oswalt

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really

— Patton Oswalt

I’m such a bookworm, and I’m such a people-watcher. It took the Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I’m such a bookworm, and I’m such a people-watcher. It took the

— Patton Oswalt

If you play comedic scenes like they’re really serious, then it’s so Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

If you play comedic scenes like they’re really serious, then it’s so

— Patton Oswalt

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old

— Patton Oswalt

My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents… When I Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents… When I

— Patton Oswalt

There’s all kinds of those moments in your life where either through Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

There’s all kinds of those moments in your life where either through

— Patton Oswalt

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women.

— Patton Oswalt

I’m going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I’m going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I

— Patton Oswalt

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I’m done. I don’t Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I’m done. I don’t

— Patton Oswalt

The truly great actors, like Charlize Theron, are just like, “I’m an Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

The truly great actors, like Charlize Theron, are just like, “I’m an

— Patton Oswalt

What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and

— Patton Oswalt

I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would

— Patton Oswalt

Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like

— Patton Oswalt

There’s nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I’m not against comedies, either, Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

There’s nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I’m not against comedies, either,

— Patton Oswalt

There’s no destination. There’s no getting anywhere. There’s just the going. The Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

There’s no destination. There’s no getting anywhere. There’s just the going. The

— Patton Oswalt

Zombies can’t believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Zombies can’t believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

— Patton Oswalt

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you. Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

— Patton Oswalt

What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it

— Patton Oswalt

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good

— Patton Oswalt

Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to

— Patton Oswalt

I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to

— Patton Oswalt

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on

— Patton Oswalt

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, ‘Well, I’ve had it Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, ‘Well, I’ve had it

— Patton Oswalt

We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have

— Patton Oswalt

The idea of, ‘The journey is the destination’ is put into action Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

The idea of, ‘The journey is the destination’ is put into action

— Patton Oswalt

Doing ‘Young Adult’ was really reassuring to me in a lot of Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Doing ‘Young Adult’ was really reassuring to me in a lot of

— Patton Oswalt

I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page,

— Patton Oswalt

George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference

— Patton Oswalt

Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people

— Patton Oswalt

To get asked to do stuff like ‘United States Of Tara’ and Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

To get asked to do stuff like ‘United States Of Tara’ and

— Patton Oswalt

Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself. Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself.

— Patton Oswalt

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies

— Patton Oswalt

I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That

— Patton Oswalt

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early ’90s, Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early ’90s,

— Patton Oswalt

I like confounding expectations. I can expand what it is I am Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I like confounding expectations. I can expand what it is I am

— Patton Oswalt

I’m not familiar with the metric system. Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I’m not familiar with the metric system.

— Patton Oswalt

I have a lot of friends who were stand-ups, and they just Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

I have a lot of friends who were stand-ups, and they just

— Patton Oswalt

The apocalypse is coming, that’s the one thing I like about George Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

The apocalypse is coming, that’s the one thing I like about George

— Patton Oswalt

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or Patton Oswalt Picture Quote

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or

— Patton Oswalt

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