I’ve never been disappointed by politicians. I’ve never invested that much in them in the first place. — Paul Merton
In fact, I don’t watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it. — Paul Merton
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the — Paul Merton
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. — Paul Merton
When I wake up on a monday morning and I realise I don’t have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I’ve won. — Paul Merton