Peter Kay Quotes

Garlic bread, it’s the future, I’ve tasted it Peter Kay Picture Quote

Garlic bread, it’s the future, I’ve tasted it

— Peter Kay

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill Peter Kay Picture Quote

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill

— Peter Kay

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Peter Kay Picture Quote

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

— Peter Kay

I’m not homophobic. I’m not scared of my house. Peter Kay Picture Quote

I’m not homophobic. I’m not scared of my house.

— Peter Kay

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub Peter Kay Picture Quote

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub

— Peter Kay

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Peter Kay Picture Quote

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

— Peter Kay

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. Peter Kay Picture Quote

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

— Peter Kay

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I Peter Kay Picture Quote

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I

— Peter Kay

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down Peter Kay Picture Quote

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

— Peter Kay

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least Peter Kay Picture Quote

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least

— Peter Kay

Old women with mobile phones look wrong. Peter Kay Picture Quote

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

— Peter Kay

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. Peter Kay Picture Quote

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

— Peter Kay

You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay Picture Quote

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

— Peter Kay

Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Peter Kay Picture Quote

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

— Peter Kay

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous Peter Kay Picture Quote

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous

— Peter Kay

There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand Peter Kay Picture Quote

There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand

— Peter Kay

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to Peter Kay Picture Quote

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to

— Peter Kay

Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Peter Kay Picture Quote

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

— Peter Kay

It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. Peter Kay Picture Quote

It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

— Peter Kay

Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have Peter Kay Picture Quote

Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have

— Peter Kay

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. Peter Kay Picture Quote

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

— Peter Kay

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