Animals are happier than humans because they’re like furry little existentialists, all — Richard Jeni
A bunch of money-grubbin’, greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. — Richard Jeni
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These — Richard Jeni
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will. — Richard Jeni
