Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden. — Robert Breault
Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. — Robert Breault
There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. — Robert Breault
A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, ‘I love you.’ — Robert Breault
Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking — Robert Breault
If you allow people to treat you like a doormat, they will expect you to say WELCOME. — Robert Breault