Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane. — Ron Dee White
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron Dee White
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when — Ron Dee White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find somebody — Ron Dee White
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you — Ron Dee White
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling. — Ron Dee White
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. — Ron Dee White
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply — Ron Dee White
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ‘em out. — Ron Dee White