Russell Howard Quotes

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU! Russell Howard Picture Quote

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

— Russell Howard

So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along Russell Howard Picture Quote

So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along

— Russell Howard

Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life? Russell Howard Picture Quote

Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?

— Russell Howard

When you’re three, you’re into custard, and jumping. Russell Howard Picture Quote

When you’re three, you’re into custard, and jumping.

— Russell Howard

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It’s like a child dizzy off lemonade Russell Howard Picture Quote

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It’s like a child dizzy off lemonade

— Russell Howard

With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people Russell Howard Picture Quote

With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people

— Russell Howard

She’s 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? “SHREDDER!! GET Russell Howard Picture Quote

She’s 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? “SHREDDER!! GET

— Russell Howard

‘Come back here, I’m a police officer!’ and I shouted back Russell Howard Picture Quote

‘Come back here, I’m a police officer!’ and I shouted back

— Russell Howard

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 – stop humping the toaster! Russell Howard Picture Quote

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 – stop humping the toaster!

— Russell Howard

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Russell Howard Picture Quote

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken

— Russell Howard

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! Russell Howard Picture Quote

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

— Russell Howard

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine’s card – “I may be Russell Howard Picture Quote

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine’s card – “I may be

— Russell Howard

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so Russell Howard Picture Quote

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so

— Russell Howard

The Bible says gays arent natural. What, and a talking snake is?! Russell Howard Picture Quote

The Bible says gays arent natural. What, and a talking snake is?!

— Russell Howard

I’m the munter of my friends. I’ve got wonky teeth and a Russell Howard Picture Quote

I’m the munter of my friends. I’ve got wonky teeth and a

— Russell Howard

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a Russell Howard Picture Quote

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a

— Russell Howard

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? Russell Howard Picture Quote

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond?

— Russell Howard

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with Russell Howard Picture Quote

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with

— Russell Howard

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. Russell Howard Picture Quote

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

— Russell Howard

Music’s the best thing we do as humans, isn’t it? Music, I Russell Howard Picture Quote

Music’s the best thing we do as humans, isn’t it? Music, I

— Russell Howard

Inner child, what do you suggest? ‘I WANT A TREEHOUSE!’ Anything Russell Howard Picture Quote

Inner child, what do you suggest? ‘I WANT A TREEHOUSE!’ Anything

— Russell Howard

I’ve never said flange to a monkey! Russell Howard Picture Quote

I’ve never said flange to a monkey!

— Russell Howard

What’s the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled! Russell Howard Picture Quote

What’s the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!

— Russell Howard

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to Russell Howard Picture Quote

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to

— Russell Howard

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