I’m paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that’s trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones
Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move on. — Samantha Jones
Honey, what’s the point of being in the suburbs if you’re not going to f**k a gardener? — Samantha Jones
Well, I’ll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! when I rsvp to a party I make it my business to come! — Samantha Jones
Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it’s good, you don’t have it anymore. If it’s bad, you just had sex with an ex. — Samantha Jones
Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on. — Samantha Jones
For the last time, the only thing I like about richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect d**k. — Samantha Jones
A guy can just as easily dump you if you f**k him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. — Samantha Jones
