Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. — Ted Rall
He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else. — Ted Rall
I’m a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful. — Ted Rall
I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I’m doing a parody. — Ted Rall
I’m talking to people who are experiencing these things. But it’s not like being in the trenches. — Ted Rall
There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by jayson blair. — Ted Rall
Trying to rebuild afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and — Ted Rall
I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there’s nothing like writing about it right away. — Ted Rall
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone’s apartment and they — Ted Rall
