The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house! — Ted Williams
The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. — Ted Williams
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and — Ted Williams
All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the earth. — Ted Williams
Baseball’s future? bigger and bigger, better and better! no question about it, it’s the greatest game there is! — Ted Williams
I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400. — Ted Williams