You see I’m against hunting, in fact I’m a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. — Tim Vine
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said ‘who’s speaking please?’ — Tim Vine
Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? the one I was in went back and forwards. — Tim Vine
I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. — Tim Vine