I don’t mind my wife having to last word. In fact I’m delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau
Why don’t you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow. — Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
We’re writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? among the porcupines? — Walter Matthau
I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed — Walter Matthau
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality… — Walter Matthau