I just got my first bikini. It’s a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you. — Wendy Liebman
I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. — Wendy Liebman
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… well, it’s killing me! — Wendy Liebman
I don’t think I was funny until college. I lived with some harvard md/phd students – they were so smart — Wendy Liebman
I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. — Wendy Liebman