In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! — Yakov Smirnoff
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. — Yakov Smirnoff
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job! — Yakov Smirnoff
If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it. — Yakov Smirnoff
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in russia, but they are there. — Yakov Smirnoff