If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! — Zapp Brannigan
Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. — Zapp Brannigan
But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks! — Zapp Brannigan
Kiff I’m heading to the restroom, and I’ll be needing an assistant…..oh, sorry, you’re crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan
I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about! — Zapp Brannigan
Yes, comets! the icebergs of the sky, by jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed — Zapp Brannigan
That’s the problem with neutrals – you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality. — Zapp Brannigan