Once there was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the... Read more »
A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates. So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then... Read more »
Pencil: I'm sorry... Eraser: For what ?? You didn't do anything wrong.. Pencil: I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me...Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it, but as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind, You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong, even though one day I know I'll be gone... I'm actually happy with my job... So please, stop worrying I hate seeing... Read more »
Wishes for A Friend May the early morning sun Shine on you today. A gentle breeze caress you, As you go along life's way. I wish you health and happiness, As the dew comes into view. And may each hour be blessed, With friendships fond and true. May your dreams all be fulfilled, You achieve your every goal. And at the end of the day, May peace touch your heart and soul. I Love You My Friend. God bless you more today.
Touch my heart.. Touch my heart with tenderness And fill my cup with love Share my dreams as I share yours And we'll reach the stars above. Take my hand as I grow old, And lead me when I'm blind, I'll show you that I really care True love is hard to find. Touch my life and I'll touch yours A little more each day, And we can both find happiness Somewhere along the way...