I don’t care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes. — Eddie Rickenbacker
I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong. — Chris Hardwick
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin
Testosterone overload?” Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. “More like asshole overload if — Lora Leigh