A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hi, Mitt.’ — Foster Friess
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor
I’ve always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because — Joelle Carter
I was a bartender in new york and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. — Pauley Perrette
Set up another case bartender! the best thing for a case of nerves is a case of scotch. — W. C. Fields