Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. — Mignon McLaughlin
Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people’s closets? -Haruhi — Bisco Hatori
I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them. — Chelsea Handler
Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets, pulls out a costume for the day — Mary Schmich
Militant homosexuals, pro-abortionists, occultists, New Agers, pornographers, radical feminists, atheists, paganists and — Carman