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A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
America is the only country in the world where you can burn
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant – even if they wanted to be one?
My comedy doesn’t come from any calculations and studies.
My grandfather always said, Don’t watch your money, watch your health. So
It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran
You know how many stunning women told me they can’t stand a
The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my ‘shtick’ (if you will),
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
I’m crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because
It is in Saudi Arabia’s best interest to allow women to fully
You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has
Live each day as if it be your last.
In the ring I can stay until I’m old and gray because I know how to hit and dance away
Duty, the most indecent of all obsessions, was only another name for love.
…yesterday and today and tomorrow are not an arrow that shoots from
When the father has eaten too much salt in his lifetime, then his son thereafter will have a great thirst.