Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that’s why normal people should not have children. Because, if you raise a kid with only love and support, I guarantee that kid will be in rehab by the time he is sixteen. Why ? Because you never introduced him to mister back-of-your-hand. You know why I only broke into a liquor store once ? ‘Cos my father introduced me to mister back-of-his-hand. And it’s wiley side-kick. Mister foot-in-my-ass.
