You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography. — Allan Sherman
The head coach don’t want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses. — Allan Sherman
Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up tall, there’s a land where they’ve never heard of cholesterol. — Allan Sherman
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. — Allan Sherman
They sit there in committees day after day, and they each put in a color and it comes out gray. — Allan Sherman
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don’t, someone else will. — Allan Sherman
Even if scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn’t have wanted to play scrabble, because the highest — Allan Sherman
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and — Allan Sherman
I didn’t decide I was crazy until 1952. That’s when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy. — Allan Sherman
I had moved out of the edison hotel because I couldn’t pay the bill and was living at the lincoln hotel — Allan Sherman
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. — Allan Sherman
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. — Allan Sherman
When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents. — Allan Sherman