Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. — Allen Carr
I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration. — Allen Carr
I’d love to do acting, but it’d definitely have to be comedy. I can’t do serious. It’s completely beyond me. — Allen Carr
I went to montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren’t laughing at anything. — Allen Carr
I was quite pleased that prince philip didn’t say anything like, I hate queers! he was quite well behaved. — Allen Carr
I think over there in montreal they’re a bit hardcore with the old homos. They’re not that keen on them. — Allen Carr
I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don’t think I’m a celebrity myself. — Allen Carr
