Alonzo Bodden Quotes

I didn’t understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I didn’t understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk

— Alonzo Bodden

Black people don’t hijack planes, alright? Now I’ll be the first to Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Black people don’t hijack planes, alright? Now I’ll be the first to

— Alonzo Bodden

You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane

— Alonzo Bodden

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim… Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim…

— Alonzo Bodden

There’s always something that’s going to kill us all. A few years Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

There’s always something that’s going to kill us all. A few years

— Alonzo Bodden

Women like jewelry. They’re like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Women like jewelry. They’re like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and

— Alonzo Bodden

I grew up in the suburbs. I’m an angry suburban nergo. I’m Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I grew up in the suburbs. I’m an angry suburban nergo. I’m

— Alonzo Bodden

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It’s been along for Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It’s been along for

— Alonzo Bodden

Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it’s like I’m a jazz Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it’s like I’m a jazz

— Alonzo Bodden

Every day theres something new. Something’s going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Every day theres something new. Something’s going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.

— Alonzo Bodden

I don’t like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I don’t like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days.

— Alonzo Bodden

Latinos outnumber Black people now. I’m not too happy about it. Because Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Latinos outnumber Black people now. I’m not too happy about it. Because

— Alonzo Bodden

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her

— Alonzo Bodden

I’m a black male, over 40, with no kids, living in the suburbs Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I’m a black male, over 40, with no kids, living in the suburbs

— Alonzo Bodden

The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that

— Alonzo Bodden

They sold me a duvet cover, and I don’t have a duvet, Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

They sold me a duvet cover, and I don’t have a duvet,

— Alonzo Bodden

A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear

— Alonzo Bodden

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

— Alonzo Bodden

I could always make people laugh. Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I could always make people laugh.

— Alonzo Bodden

We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now

— Alonzo Bodden

I like psycho chicks… Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you’re Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I like psycho chicks… Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you’re

— Alonzo Bodden

I ride because there’s nothing like in the world. It’s Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I ride because there’s nothing like in the world. It’s

— Alonzo Bodden

I wasn’t always a comic, I used to do honest work. Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I wasn’t always a comic, I used to do honest work.

— Alonzo Bodden

I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun

— Alonzo Bodden

There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as

— Alonzo Bodden

I work out with alot of gay guys at the gym. I Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I work out with alot of gay guys at the gym. I

— Alonzo Bodden

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front

— Alonzo Bodden

I was on the highway – I saw the scariest thing in Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

I was on the highway – I saw the scariest thing in

— Alonzo Bodden

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat. Alonzo Bodden Picture Quote

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.

— Alonzo Bodden

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