It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of — Andy Rooney
I’m in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so — Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but it’s a frustrating game to watch. It’s hard to keep your eyes on both — Andy Rooney
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. — Andy Rooney
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to iran. — Andy Rooney
I don’t think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn’t — Andy Rooney
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you. — Andy Rooney