The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. — Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. — Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. — Andy Rooney
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. — Andy Rooney
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it’s probably a — Andy Rooney
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. — Andy Rooney