If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger. — Austin O'Malley
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings. — Austin O'Malley
Sorrow may be a good thing for a woman’s heart, but it is a poor cosmetic for her face. — Austin O'Malley
A rose gets its color and fragrance from the root, and man his virtue from his childhood. — Austin O'Malley