If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century. — Barry Humphries
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others. — Barry Humphries
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more. — Barry Humphries
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the world of business, the logical destiny of bores. — Barry Humphries
New zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human. — Barry Humphries
S*x is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. — Barry Humphries