Carlos Mencia Quotes

In all honesty, we don’t know what’s in the hearts of other Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

In all honesty, we don’t know what’s in the hearts of other

— Carlos Mencia

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her

— Carlos Mencia

I’m glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I’m glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black

— Carlos Mencia

I’m not white, I don’t apologize for what my country did to become great Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I’m not white, I don’t apologize for what my country did to become great

— Carlos Mencia

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America – Nebraska. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America – Nebraska.

— Carlos Mencia

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it

— Carlos Mencia

I was born in Honduras, that’s where I was born. I live Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I was born in Honduras, that’s where I was born. I live

— Carlos Mencia

I’ll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I’ll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do

— Carlos Mencia

When women can’t climax, it’s our fault, but when we can’t get Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

When women can’t climax, it’s our fault, but when we can’t get

— Carlos Mencia

When it comes to my daughter, I’m a conservative. But when it Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

When it comes to my daughter, I’m a conservative. But when it

— Carlos Mencia

Know your religion, know who you are and don’t be ashamed. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Know your religion, know who you are and don’t be ashamed.

— Carlos Mencia

I am a product… I’m a comedian. I’m not curing cancer. In Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I am a product… I’m a comedian. I’m not curing cancer. In

— Carlos Mencia

When I go onstage, I don’t know what I’m going to say. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

When I go onstage, I don’t know what I’m going to say.

— Carlos Mencia

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open… Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open…

— Carlos Mencia

That’s not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

That’s not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks

— Carlos Mencia

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

— Carlos Mencia

Here, let’s go to my dressing room, and I promise, I’ll only put it in for a second. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Here, let’s go to my dressing room, and I promise, I’ll only put it in for a second.

— Carlos Mencia

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny.

— Carlos Mencia

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you’re a Mexican. In Florida, Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you’re a Mexican. In Florida,

— Carlos Mencia

God has a sense of humor. If you don’t believe me, tomorrow Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

God has a sense of humor. If you don’t believe me, tomorrow

— Carlos Mencia

The problem with the world is there’s too many stupid people and nobody to eat them. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

The problem with the world is there’s too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

— Carlos Mencia

I’ll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I’ll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get

— Carlos Mencia

Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to

— Carlos Mencia

Do not encourage my behaviour. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Do not encourage my behaviour.

— Carlos Mencia

If your gonna drop out of school – tough grades are not Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

If your gonna drop out of school – tough grades are not

— Carlos Mencia

Racism is exclusion, that’s why I make fun of everybody. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Racism is exclusion, that’s why I make fun of everybody.

— Carlos Mencia

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I’m doing Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I’m doing

— Carlos Mencia

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it! Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

— Carlos Mencia

And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to

— Carlos Mencia

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they’re homeless, when Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they’re homeless, when

— Carlos Mencia

I don’t have the time to steal other people’s material even if Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I don’t have the time to steal other people’s material even if

— Carlos Mencia

Dee Dee Dee dosen’t mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Dee Dee Dee dosen’t mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song

— Carlos Mencia

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to

— Carlos Mencia

When white people eat potato chips, they’re called white people. When black Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

When white people eat potato chips, they’re called white people. When black

— Carlos Mencia

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los

— Carlos Mencia

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of

— Carlos Mencia

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away. Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

— Carlos Mencia

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when

— Carlos Mencia

If you aren’t laughing, you aren’t living! Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

If you aren’t laughing, you aren’t living!

— Carlos Mencia

Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman? Carlos Mencia Picture Quote

Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?

— Carlos Mencia

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