Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo’s football game. The Cowboys quarterback had — Chelsea Handler
You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn’t take them long to impregnate women. — Chelsea Handler
I don’t like the word ‘alcoholic’. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler
I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn’t a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties. — Chelsea Handler