13. 99 percent is a very large percentage. For instance, easily 99 percent of people — Daniel Handler
Historically, a story about people inside impressive buildings ignoring or even taunting — Daniel Handler
Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good. — Daniel Handler
We need things, and the opposite of them, and we are so rarely completely comfortable. — Daniel Handler
The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned — Daniel Handler