Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it’s going to disappear completely. — Doug Coupland
Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave. — Doug Coupland
The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all. — Doug Coupland
He harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them. — Doug Coupland
The modern economy isn’t about the redistribution of wealth, it’s about the redistribution of time. — Doug Coupland
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member. — Doug Coupland
There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent. — Doug Coupland
We decided that the french could never write user-friendly software because they’re so rude. — Doug Coupland
We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about — Doug Coupland
You can’t get mad at weather because weather’s not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life. — Doug Coupland
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog. — Doug Coupland