I doubt there’s ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not. — Fran Lebowitz
When Toni Morrison said ‘write the book you want to read,’ she didn’t mean everybody. — Fran Lebowitz
I’d like to decide who comes here. I’d like to be the admissions director of New York. — Fran Lebowitz
Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography. — Fran Lebowitz