I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax — Greg Fitzsimmons
Don’t be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober… I’m dead inside. — Greg Fitzsimmons
Trickle-down economics – it didn’t work. The whole idea was supply-side economics: — Greg Fitzsimmons
Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me. — Greg Fitzsimmons
If we don’t have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good? — Greg Fitzsimmons