A novelist should not be too intelligent either, although… he may be permitted to be an intellectual. — John Anthony Burgess Wilson
Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace. — John Anthony Burgess Wilson
He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child. — John Anthony Burgess Wilson
If you believe in an unseen christ, you will believe in the unseen christlike potential of others. — John Anthony Burgess Wilson