It’s a catchy tune. Hopefully you’ll be hearing it on a football terrace near you, very, very soon. — John Cleese
I had not seen it for a long time and was suddenly embarrassed to find that I was laughing more than anyone. — John Cleese
There’s something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we’re still a part of. — John Cleese
At the start, connie wrote the polly and sybil roles, and she and I wrote basil together. — John Cleese
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that’s to get rid of all my other desires. — John Cleese
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation – look – please try to understand before one of us dies. — John Cleese
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. — John Cleese