I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you’re in television — Jonathan Southworth Ritter
Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. — Jonathan Southworth Ritter
Most people don’t know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor… but I’ve performed in several — Jonathan Southworth Ritter
If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the nobel prize — Jonathan Southworth Ritter