History did not demand Yossarian’s premature demise, justice could be satisfied without — Joseph Heller
-You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You’re dangerous — Joseph Heller
I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I’m immense. I’m a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, — Joseph Heller
It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude. — Joseph Heller