I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. — Julia Sweeney
I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect not to be paid — Julia Sweeney
I’m not a standup. I don’t really have jokes. I don’t have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. — Julia Sweeney