Kevin Hearne Quotes

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He’s Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He’s Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

— Kevin Hearne

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people

— Kevin Hearne

I didn’t respond, because naked people never win arguments. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I didn’t respond, because naked people never win arguments.

— Kevin Hearne

Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

— Kevin Hearne

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.

— Kevin Hearne

There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They

— Kevin Hearne

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I’m kind of Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I’m kind of

— Kevin Hearne

I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish

— Kevin Hearne

That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous,” Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous,”

— Kevin Hearne

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

— Kevin Hearne

Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.

— Kevin Hearne

I had privately changed ‘This, too, shall pass’ into ‘You, too, shall die’. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I had privately changed ‘This, too, shall pass’ into ‘You, too, shall die’.

— Kevin Hearne

Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul?

— Kevin Hearne

Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself

— Kevin Hearne

Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other

— Kevin Hearne

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult

— Kevin Hearne

Atticus “What’s this religion going to be called?” Oberon “Poochism” A:”and Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Atticus “What’s this religion going to be called?” Oberon “Poochism” A:”and

— Kevin Hearne

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when

— Kevin Hearne

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of

— Kevin Hearne

Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon.” “They Can’t? Oh! you Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon.” “They Can’t? Oh! you

— Kevin Hearne

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O’Sullivan Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O’Sullivan

— Kevin Hearne

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

— Kevin Hearne

I’ve often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

I’ve often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list

— Kevin Hearne

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a

— Kevin Hearne

… we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

… we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It

— Kevin Hearne

Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy.

— Kevin Hearne

Winning ugly is still winning. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Winning ugly is still winning.

— Kevin Hearne

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that’s how dogs submit. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that’s how dogs submit.

— Kevin Hearne

Awesome! I’d just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Awesome! I’d just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody

— Kevin Hearne

No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon,

— Kevin Hearne

Turns out that once you kill a God, people want to talk Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Turns out that once you kill a God, people want to talk

— Kevin Hearne

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

— Kevin Hearne

They’ll have to bring in Mulder an’ Scully, because there ain’t no Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

They’ll have to bring in Mulder an’ Scully, because there ain’t no

— Kevin Hearne

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started

— Kevin Hearne

It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself

— Kevin Hearne

When in doubt, blame the dark elves. Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

— Kevin Hearne

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will

— Kevin Hearne

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position

— Kevin Hearne

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it

— Kevin Hearne

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, Kevin Hearne Picture Quote

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers,

— Kevin Hearne

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