I’m being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said time soothingly. — Mason Cooley
General statements omit what we really want to know. Example: some horses run faster than others. — Mason Cooley
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. — Mason Cooley
Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, buy. — Mason Cooley