At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. — Mason Cooley
Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children. — Mason Cooley
Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining. — Mason Cooley
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. — Mason Cooley
After an argument, silence may mean acceptance or the continuation of resistance by other means. — Mason Cooley
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences. — Mason Cooley
An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another. — Mason Cooley