Grandma: how was school? napoleon dynamite: the worst day of my life, what do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite
Look, pedro, I don’t know how they do things down in juarez, but here in idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? — Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle rico: back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: are you serious? uncle rico: I’m dead serious. — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon dynamite: what are you doing here, uncle rico? uncle rico: grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. — Napoleon Dynamite
Oh yeah? who’s the only one here who knows secret ninja moves from the government? — Napoleon Dynamite
You know, there’s like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bow staff. — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon dynamite: well, what is there to eat? grandma: knock it off, napoleon! just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite
Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my numchucks in there anymore. — Napoleon Dynamite
I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon dynamite: how long did it take you to grow that moustache? pedro: a couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite
