If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
I’ve learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn’t — Nick Offerman
Of course smartphones are brilliant inventions, but the nefarious thing about Twitter — Nick Offerman
I’m always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago. — Nick Offerman
We’re cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf — Nick Offerman