Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself. — Nick Offerman
I first read [Wendell Berry] short-story collections, “Fidelity” and then “Watch with — Nick Offerman
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman
It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. — Nick Offerman