She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say ‘when.’ — P. G. Wodehouse
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. — P. G. Wodehouse
Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha. — P. G. Wodehouse
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles — P. G. Wodehouse
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say “when!” — P. G. Wodehouse