Love’s blindness consists oftener in seeing what is not there than in seeing what is. — Peter De Vries
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. — Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. — Peter De Vries
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. — Peter De Vries
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. — Peter De Vries
I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at nine o’clock every morning. — Peter De Vries
Let us hope, that a kind providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring. — Peter De Vries
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. — Peter De Vries
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. — Peter De Vries
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. — Peter De Vries
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. — Peter De Vries