The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. — Peter De Vries
We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through. — Peter De Vries
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. — Peter De Vries
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you. — Peter De Vries
We must love one another, yes, yes, that’s all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. — Peter De Vries
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. — Peter De Vries
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. — Peter De Vries