Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. — Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down. — Robert Orben
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all. — Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. — Robert Orben
Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? turn out the lights! — Robert Orben
More than ever before, americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. — Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. — Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. — Robert Orben
For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. — Robert Orben