Funny Birthday Messages

Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present too because I forgot. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present too because I forgot.

Wishing you a very happy birthday. Have a blast. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Wishing you a very happy birthday. Have a blast.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Some words of wisdom for your birthday.

At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year. Funny Birthday Messages Image

At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

You know you’re grown up when you stop growing tall and start growing wide. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You know you’re grown up when you stop growing tall and start growing wide.

You’ve survived another year. Congratulations! Happy birthday! Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’ve survived another year. Congratulations! Happy birthday!

I wouldn’t say that you are old; you’ve just been around longer than most. Funny Birthday Messages Image

I wouldn’t say that you are old; you’ve just been around longer than most.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny.

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance.

Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency.

You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise.

A lot of famous people were born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one. Funny Birthday Messages Image

A lot of famous people were born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

By this age you should have realized that life sucks. Anyway Happy birthday! Funny Birthday Messages Image

By this age you should have realized that life sucks. Anyway Happy birthday!

You think you’re special because its your birthday today? Funny Birthday Messages Image

You think you’re special because its your birthday today?

Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass. Funny Birthday Messages Image

It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. Happy Birthday! Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. Happy Birthday!

To the man who’s never done anything wrong on his birthday. Happy Birthday. Funny Birthday Messages Image

To the man who’s never done anything wrong on his birthday. Happy Birthday.

May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live. Funny Birthday Messages Image

May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind. Funny Birthday Messages Image

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

Happy birthday on your very special day. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday on your very special day.

Birthdays are good for you. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Birthdays are good for you.

Funny Happy Birthday Wish. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Funny Happy Birthday Wish.

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Funny Birthday Messages Image

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

No woman is perfect. Happy birthday! Funny Birthday Messages Image

No woman is perfect. Happy birthday!

It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department. Funny Birthday Messages Image

It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

I’m too lazy to pick out a birthday message, go to IdleHearts.com and pick one. Funny Birthday Messages Image

I’m too lazy to pick out a birthday message, go to IdleHearts.com and pick one.

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you.

How come you keep on aging like fine wine, while I’m aging like moldy cheese? Funny Birthday Messages Image

How come you keep on aging like fine wine, while I’m aging like moldy cheese?

Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed to blow all of the candles out. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed to blow all of the candles out.

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. Funny Birthday Messages Image

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, “For someone your age.” Funny Birthday Messages Image

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, “For someone your age.”

Want to know how to keep an old guy in suspense on his birthday? Funny Birthday Messages Image

Want to know how to keep an old guy in suspense on his birthday?

You are only as old as you act. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You are only as old as you act.

You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier! Funny Birthday Messages Image

You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

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